Hot in Cleveland (TV Series)

Elka's Snowbird (2011)

Wendie Malick: Victoria Chase

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Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Victoria Chase : Oh, hi, Ohio. I'm Victoria Chase, and this exceedingly handsome blue-eyed gentleman is Dave...

  Dave : Selleck.

  Victoria Chase : Selleck. Yeah, head of the Community Gardens project.

  Dave : Uh, we're taking abandoned downtown real estate and using it to teach inner-city kids what it takes to grow food.

  Victoria Chase : Excellent. Now, I-I don't know if you're familiar with my reporting, but uh, I'm rather famous for saying what the viewers are thinking. And clearly what the viewers are thinking is: do you ever have the urge to remove your flannel shirt?

  Dave : Excuse me?

  Victoria Chase : Well, you know, like you're out on a tractor and the sun is beating down on your powerful shoulders and, you know, you're kind of slick with man-sweat and you think "Ah, what the heck!" and you just whip it off.

  Dave : Ah... no.

  Victoria Chase : You ought to try it sometime.

• [last lines] 

  Victoria Chase : My hot gardener went back to his ex-wife.

  Elka Ostrovsky : Those first wives'll get you every time.

  Victoria Chase : Yeah. Well, I'll get over it, but... he was a good man. And God, could he fill a pair of jeans. Now, he had a butt like two scoops of ice cream.

  Elka Ostrovsky : Max too. Soft serve, but the same idea.