Nostalgia Critic (TV Series)

The Lost World: Jurassic Park (2011)

Doug Walker: Nostalgia Critic, Dinosaur

Quotes 

• Nostalgia Critic : What's the point in seeing it? For you, none. For me, I'm a glutton for fucking punishment.

• Nostalgia Critic : Nice parenting there, Goldblum. Why don't you tell her about her aborted baby brother while you're at it?

• Nostalgia Critic : Hey, you know what, Mr. Spielberg? Before you even knew what you had, you pattented it, you packaged it, you slapped it on a plastic lunch box and now you're selling it, you're selling it. Well, Lost World!

• Nostalgia Critic : Oh fuck it, can I just see the lawyer getting eaten by the T-Rex again?

  [watches scene] 

  Nostalgia Critic : God, that's awesome. Can I just watch that for two hours?

• Ian Malcolm : Now you're John Hammond.

  Nostalgia Critic : That's right, now you're John Hammond... I didn't even know we were supposed to hate him by this point, but oooh! I hate him now.

• Nostalgia Critic : Yes, listen to the girl! She's the only one who knows what she's talking about! In fact, let's start taking bets about who's gonna die in this movie. You got annoying blabbermouth Jeff Goldblum, idiot scientist Julianne Moore, not-such-a-badass badass Vince Vaughn, or pudgy doughy guy who's only had eight lines.

  [All four of their pictures appear] 

  Nostalgia Critic : Tell me, folks, who do ya think is gonna die?

  [Red circles appear over all of them] 

  Nostalgia Critic : Let me emphasize that this is who you think is gonna die, not who you wish was going to die-

  [the doughy guy becomes the only one with a circle] 

  Nostalgia Critic : there you go.

• Nostalgia Critic : You will show respect for our doughy guy.