Nostalgia Critic (TV Series)

Old vs. New: The Karate Kid (2011)

Doug Walker: Nostalgia Critic

Quotes 

• Nostalgia Critic : I also have to admit, it's kind of refreshing to see a movie character from Jersey who's not an asshole! Okay, yeah I make fun of people from Jersey every once in a while, but even I know that not every person who comes from there is totally nuts. It's nice to see an actual positive Jersey role model.

  [clip from Jersey Shore plays] 

  Nostalgia Critic : You know, outside of...

  Angelina : Leave me the

  [beep] 

  Angelina : alone. Get out of my face.

  Mike "The Situation" : Yo, shut your mouth, you dirty little hamster!

  Angelina : You look like Popeye on crack.

  Mike "The Situation" : [Rolling eyes]  Popeye on crack.

  Nostalgia Critic : [rubbing forehead]  Uggh, that show rapes me.

• Nostalgia Critic : Has "Wax on, wax off" ever really taught anybody karate? Well, it did for this idiot. "The Karate Kid," a hokey but still effective sports film centered around a kid named Daniel who moved from Jersey to the Valley and keeps getting his ass whupped by a group of karate experts named Cobra...

  Cobra Commander : COBRA!

  Nostalgia Critic : Kai.

  Cobra Commander : Oh. Well, could you ever do an Old vs. New with us and the GI Joe movie?

  Nostalgia Critic : The movie loses.

  Cobra Commander : Awesome!