To Rome with Love (2012)

Woody Allen: Jerry

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• Michelangelo : He sings for pleasure, not money.

  Jerry : Well, there's a great deal of pleasure in money. You know, you... it's green and crinkly. You can fondle the bills.

• Jerry : Don't analyze me, Phyllis, okay? You know, many have tried and all have failed. My brain doesn't fit the usual id-ego-superego model!

  Phyllis : No, you have the only brain with three ids.

• Phyllis : If you'd just relax and stop clenching your fists.

  Jerry : I can't unclench when there's turbulence. You know, I am an atheist.

• Giancarlo : Someone dead?

  Jerry : No, but it's early.

• Jerry : In life I have a terrible voice, but when I'm soaping myself under hot water, I sound just like Eartha Kitt.

  Hayley : You look strange.

  Jerry : Phyllis, I'm having... there's a psychological term for this. I'm having a breakthrough or an epiphany. What is the term for what I'm having?

  Phyllis : A death wish.

• Jerry : I see New York. I see Vienna Opera House. I see Paris.

  Phyllis : All in the shower?

  Jerry : Yes. They love it that he sings in the shower. They identify. You know, he's going to be the most popular opera singer in the world.

  Phyllis : Certainly the cleanest.

• Jerry : Jesus. The kid's a Communist, the father's a mortician. Does the mother run a leper colony?

• Jerry : If you're channeling Freud, ask for my money back.