Turbo (2013)
Mike Bell: White Shadow
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Quotes
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White Shadow : Here one second, gone the next. They call me
[emerges from shadows]
White Shadow : the White Shadow! I can move so fast, all you see is my shadow.
Turbo : I don't get it.
White Shadow : I'm fast, like a shadow!
Turbo : But shadows, they're not inheretly fast.
White Shadow : [Crawls back into the shadows] White Shadowwww...
Turbo : I can still see you.
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White Shadow : You've just been White Shadowed!
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Whiplash : That's it! This pit crew is officially under new management.
[White Shadow launches Whiplash, Skidmark, Burn, and Smoove Move to Turbo]
Whiplash : Now this is how it's done. Air jack!
Smoove Move : Jactivate!
[imitates air jack]
Whiplash : Lube!
Skidmark : [rubs lip balm on Turbo's foot] Apply liberally.
Whiplash : Detailing!
Burn : Wax on, wax off!
[rips wax paper]
Turbo : Ow!
Whiplash : Fuel!
White Shadow : Down the hatch! Chug! Chug! Chug!
Whiplash : Foot massage!
Burn : You know it!
Whiplash : Relaxing vibes.
Smoove Move : Own it, brother.
[plays "Sailing" by N'SYNC]
Whiplash : Now relax those vibes!
[Smoove Move plays loud music on headphones]
Turbo : Are you crazy?
Whiplash : [slaps Turbo] Yeah, I'm crazy! What made you think I was sane?
Turbo : I-I-I-I don't... I don't know how to...
Whiplash : [slaps Turbo again] Are you a car?
Turbo : No?
Whiplash : Are you a car?
Turbo : No!
Whiplash : Then stop driving like one! Now get out there. Snail up, baby!
[the Snail Crew cheer for Turbo as he dashes off]
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Smoove Move : He ain't slow no mo'!
Skidmark : That's for sho'!
Smoove Move : Shut the do'!
Skidmark : Get on the flo'!
White Shadow : Barbecue sauce!
[the Snail Crew were confused]