- [Linkara just read the word "warrior" in the comic]
- Linkara: [alarmed] Oh, no. OH, NO!
- Ultimate Warrior: AHHHHGH! THAT'S RIGHT, HOAKOGAN! THE TUPPERWARES OF VICTORY HAVE BEEN FILLED! AND THE PUMA GOD, IN THEIR HOLY SPACESHIP, HAVE SENT THE POWER OF THE WARRIORS TO FOKE AT ARBY'S!
- Linkara: Dammit, not you!
- Ultimate Warrior: WILL YOU NOT MEET THE CHALLENGE OF THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR? I WILL PARACHUTE IN FROM THE WATERS OF THE SUN TO WRESTLEMANIA, HOAKOGAN, AND THERE I WILL UNITE THE POWER OF THE HULKAMANIACS WITH THE POWER OF THE WARRIOR AND TOGETHER THEY WILL BE DESTRUCILICIOUS!
- Linkara: Would you get out of here! You're gonna warp space and time again!
- Ultimate Warrior: I WILL WEAR YOUR HAT LIKE A PINATA, HOAKOGAN, I THINK ESPERANTO IS A LEGITIMATE LANGUAGE AND SOON...
- Linkara: [pointing off-screen] LEAVE!
- Ultimate Warrior: [SKRONK!]
- [turns and leaves]