Ratchet & Clank: All 4 One (2011 Video Game)

James Arnold Taylor: Ratchet

Quotes 

• Dr. Nefarious : [Qwark is unconscious]  Can we kill him?

  Ratchet : No!

  Dr. Nefarious : I can make it look like an accident...

  Ratchet : [pause]  How?

  Clank : Ratchet!

  Ratchet : Alright, no...

• Ratchet : I don't know, I recognise stupidity... I'm friends with Qwark.

  Captain Qwark : Yeah! Wait, what?

• Ratchet : [Dr. Nefarious catches the heroes by surprise, revealed to be the one who lured them to the Z'Grute under a false Award Ceremony invite]  Dr. Nefarious... I was wondering when you were going to show up? Is that your new space station? Looks a little smaller than the last one.

  Dr. Nefarious : [sarcastically]  Oh, you're hysterical!

  [threateningly] 

  Dr. Nefarious : Let's see you crack jokes inside the digestive tract of a Z'Grute!

  [Screaming at Lawrence through a megaphone to Lawrence's ear] 

  Dr. Nefarious : LAWREENNNNCE!

  Lawrence : [unfazed; very drily]  Oh, Goody. I get to reanimate something.

• [the gang has found the transport to Uzo City abandoned and in disrepair] 

  Ratchet : [chagrined]  Ah, No, no, No... Come On!

  [Captain Qwark dramatically falls into a faint. Dr. Nefarious, alarmed by Quark's faint, catches him from falling. Nefarious watches in concern as Qwark, cradled in his arms, launches into a death-scene monologue] 

  Captain Qwark : [dramamtically]  This is it! The End of President Captain Quark! I can feel Death's icy grip!

  [Clank looks sympathetic, Ratchet rolls his eyes and shakes his head, exasperated. Qwark looks at Dr. Nefarious apologetically] 

  Captain Qwark : Nefarious. I'm sorry I pushed you around in high school. You were smart, and I was such a...

  Dr. Nefarious : [suddenly suspicious]  Moron?

  Captain Qwark : I was gonna say "Adonis", but if you want to be a jerk about it...

  Dr. Nefarious : [genuinely apologetic]  I'm sorry too...

  [pause] 

  Dr. Nefarious : [gradually vitriolic]  You should know that while I was wishing the blarg would tear you apart *limb from limb* so that I could riverdance around you're smoldering, squishy carcass...

  [pause; now more gentle] 

  Dr. Nefarious : ... I still considered you a friend.

  [Nefarious picks up a red wrench nearby and gives it to Qwark. Qwark's face lights up] 

  Captain Qwark : [affected gasp]  An Intergalactic Tool of Justice Award!

  [hugs the "award"] 

  The Plumber : [the wrench's real owner - the Plumber arrives, catching Nefarious and Qwark off-guard]  If you fellas are done, I'm gonna need that wrench back.

  [Dr. Nefarious immediately drops Qwark who lands heavily on the ground]