The Mentalist (TV Series)
Strawberries and Cream: Part 1 (2011)
Simon Baker: Patrick Jane
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Quotes
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Patrick Jane : If it's so cut and dry, why are you here?
Teresa Lisbon : Them. The media. Director Bertram wanted a CBI presence here.
Patrick Jane : Director Bertram. Let me ask you something: if Director Bertram wanted a CBI presense to jump off a cliff, would you and your CBI presense jump off that cliff?
Teresa Lisbon : If there was overtime, sure.
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Patrick Jane : [Lisbon's wearing her bridesmaid's dress] Whoa. Oh my.
Teresa Lisbon : Van Pelt must die.
Patrick Jane : No. No. No. No. You look good. This is - beautiful - like a princess, an angry little princess. Someone stole your tiara.
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Teresa Lisbon : [after LaRoche leaves] God, I miss Hightower. Aside from the murder stuff obviously. Screw it. Even with the murder stuff. How does he just appear out of nowhere like that?
Patrick Jane : He's a ghost - from the fifth dimension. Right, Rigsby?
Wayne Rigsby : He's the boss. Not going there.
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Patrick Jane : Then what did Dinkler do?
Drake Vermilion : He shut the door.
Patrick Jane : Like this?
[Jane starts to closes the vault door, leaving Drake inside the vault]
Drake Vermilion : Yes, exactly like that.
Patrick Jane : Thank you. Thanks for your help.
Drake Vermilion : Wait. No. Wait! Wait!
[Drake bangs on the vault door. Then muffled by the door]
Drake Vermilion : COME ON!
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Patrick Jane : No, you have two choices: disarm the bomb or die here with us.
Teresa Lisbon : With me. Jane, you go now.
Patrick Jane : Oh, I would if I could.
Teresa Lisbon : GO!
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Teresa Lisbon : [Lisbon's got bomb vest strapped to her] Uh does the lock have any wires attached to it? Er um...
Patrick Jane : There's a bunch. That's not good, is it?
Teresa Lisbon : Don't pick the lock!
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Gupta : [Disguised voice] Hello Patrick. You're welcome to join us if you like.
Patrick Jane : Well, I gotta tell you, there's other stuff that I gotta...
Gupta : Shut up! I insist. You'll be of useful help to Agent Lisbon.
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Kimball Cho : I'll call LaRoche.
Teresa Lisbon : No. No. No. Don't!
Kimball Cho : Why not? It's his case.
Patrick Jane : We gotta get out of here now! Fix it with SAC PD we were never here.
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Teresa Lisbon : If I don't totally believe you, Red John probably doesn't either.
Patrick Jane : If Red John wants me, He knows where to find me. I can't worrry about that
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Teresa Lisbon : [a cellphone is ringing] What if - what if it triggers the bomb?
Patrick Jane : We'll never know.
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Patrick Jane : If this doesn't turn out well, uh, I just - well, there's something I've wanted to tell you for a long time. You know, the moment never presented itself.
Teresa Lisbon : Wait a minute now. You sure this is the right time?
Patrick Jane : If not now, when?
Teresa Lisbon : [Bursting in with weapon drawn] DISARM THE BOMB!
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Teresa Lisbon : This is beginning to look like a huge waste of time.
Patrick Jane : Whenever you say that, success is just around the corner.