Ted Lasso (TV Series)

We'll Never Have Paris (2023)

Hannah Waddingham: Rebecca Welton

Quotes 

• Ted Lasso : Right now, Dr. Romance is probably getting ready to pop the question on top of the Eiffel Tower, the most romantic friggin' place in the world!

  Rebecca Welton : Oh, please. The Eiffel Tower is just a lamppost with a publicist.

• Rebecca Welton : Is there anything I can do to help?

  Keeley Jones : Restructure society so women aren't constantly sexualized while simultaneously being crucified for being sexual.

  Rebecca Welton : On it.

• Rebecca Welton : You know, there might be a silver lining in all this. Just think of how many young women you are going to teach how to masturbate properly.

  Keeley Jones : What?

  Rebecca Welton : I'm serious. Back in the day, I didn't have a clue what I was doing. And then one day I accidentally bumped into my parents' couch and it felt nice, so I stuck with it.

  [chuckles] 

  Rebecca Welton : A year later, my mum had to have everything reupholstered.

  [chuckles] 

  Rebecca Welton : I blamed the dog.

  Keeley Jones : Well, that was smart.

  Rebecca Welton : Yeah, we didn't have a dog.

  Keeley Jones : [laughs]  Oh, I love you.

  Rebecca Welton : I've got you.

• Rebecca Welton : The Eiffel Tower is just a lamp post with a publicist