Parks and Recreation (TV Series)
I'm Leslie Knope (2011)
Rob Lowe: Chris Traeger
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Quotes
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Chris Traeger : Ann Perkins!
Ann Perkins : Hey! Did you maybe tell people that I diagnosed that guy with mumps based on his porn photo?
Chris Traeger : I did! I was so proud of you.
Ann Perkins : Okay, because now I have everyone in city hall sending me pictures of their junk asking me if they have mumps.
Chris Traeger : Oh my god. Your inbox is literally filled with penises. I'm so sorry.
Ann Perkins : Oh, look! Ed Miller from payroll.
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Chris Traeger : Ann Perkins! You really know your testes.
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Chris Traeger : And so, effective immediately, all male employees must stop sending explicit photos to Ms. Perkins.
Irving : If I may, what if based on empirical evidence, I truly believe there's a grave and immediate medical emergency? Were that the case, could I then show you my dong?
Ann Perkins : No.
Chris Traeger : That would be harassment.
Irving : Fair enough. Now completely different scenario. Let's say I've been watching a lot of women's golf and I've had some wine...