Parks and Recreation (TV Series)
I'm Leslie Knope (2011)
Nick Offerman: Ron Swanson
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Quotes
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Ron Swanson : If you're gonna stay here, there are three rules you need to follow: One, no talk about Tammy One. Two, no talk about Ben. Three, no talk.
Leslie Knope : I didn't even ask you last night: What is going on with Tammy One?
Ron Swanson : You just violated rules number one and three. You lose your coffee privileges.
[Throws Leslie's coffee out of its cup]
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Ron Swanson : I'm Ron Swanson, and you're Leslie fuckin' Knope.
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Leslie Knope : You only have nine toes?
Ron Swanson : I have the toes I have. Let's just leave it at that.