Supernatural (TV Series)

Shut Up, Dr. Phil (2011)

Jensen Ackles: Dean Winchester

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Quotes 

• Sam Winchester : How would you describe issues between you and your wife?

  Don Stark : Just one of those marital misunderstandings, you know.

  Sam Winchester : No, I'm sorry. I don't.

  Don Stark : It's one of those vague, hard-to-define passages.

  Dean Winchester : She caught you cheating, huh?

• Don Stark : You're not implying that Maggie was behind this?

  Sam Winchester : No, we're not implying anything. We're just saying... you should be careful. And take her to dinner. And apologize.

  Dean Winchester : Yeah, and, uh, grovel. Wouldn't hurt.

• Dean Winchester : What do we know about the vic?

  Deputy : Dewey Stevens; owner, "Dewey Stevens Construction", biggest outfit in town. Rotarian, Methodist, tenor, blue-ribbon pecan pie champ, asthmatic.

  [Dean gives him a look] 

  Deputy : We're a close-knit community.

• Jenny Klein : [Freaking out]  There were tiny beating hearts in my cupcakes. There were *hearts* in my *cupcakes*! Hearts in my cupcakes! That's never happened before!

  Dean Winchester : ...Should I slug her?

  Sam Winchester : Give it a second.

• Dean Winchester : Another physically impossible death. You got any ideas?

  Sam Winchester : Cirque du Soleil?

• Sam Winchester : Alright, come pick me up.

  Dean Winchester : Why don't you just run home, Lance?

• Dean Winchester : [Trying to counsel Don and Maggie]  Maybe it's punishment. Maybe it's -- it's sick, messed-up, erotic, kinky, "clamps and feathers" kind of love...

  Sam Winchester : Okay, okay, t-that's -- that's going way too deep, there, cowboy.

• Dean Winchester : [Sam has been jogging]  Somebody better be chasing you.

  Sam Winchester : It's good for you.

  Dean Winchester : No. No, it's not good for you. Look at you. You're a mess, and you stink.

  [Turns to computer] 

  Dean Winchester : Well, while you were out being Lance Armstrong...

  Sam Winchester : That would be biking.

• Dean Winchester : Let's see if you can get this straight. See you're new Sam, right, Lance Armstrong...

  Sam Winchester : Biking.

  Dean Winchester : [Ignores this]  And, uh and I'm still me, okay? All right, sio you might see things different now -- call it a runner's high or some crap -- But that doesn't mean something is going on with me. Okay?

  Sam Winchester : Yeah, okay.

  Dean Winchester : No, don't say 'yeah, okay', like

  [mocks him] 

  Dean Winchester : 'Yeah, okay'.

  Sam Winchester : Yeah, okay.

• Sam Winchester : Dean, like it or not, the stuff you don't talk about doesn't just go away. It builds up, like whatever's eating at you right now.

  Dean Winchester : There's always something eating at me. That's who I am. Something happens, I feel responsible, all right?

  [Brief pause] 

  Dean Winchester : The Lindbergh baby; that's on me. Unemployment -- my bad.

• Dean Winchester : So, the mister's a witch, himself. That means we got not just one pissed-off witch. We've got two. It's full-on "War of the Roses."

  Sam Winchester : "Bewitched" just got a lot less funny.

  Dean Winchester : It's like when they switched Darrins.

• Dean Winchester : They don't have pockets in those robe thingies that they make you wear.

  Sam Winchester : Ha! I didn't realize you were such a spa expert.

  Dean Winchester : Shut up. I observe with my eyes.

• Sam Winchester : [Regarding the dead plants they keep finding]  If she's strong enough, just being pissed off is enough to send some pretty bad vibes their way.

  Dean Winchester : Literally kill off everything around her just by pms-ing at it. Eeh. That's not creepy at all.

• Dean Winchester : I guess the witch is pissed.