- Don Stark: Wendy was nothing to me. It was over as soon as it started.
- Maggie Stark: She was part of a pattern, okay? I've had 800 years of this. Do not make me bring up the Renaissance!
- Don Stark: Enough is enough.
- Maggie Stark: No, Don, enough is not enough, not even close.
- Don Stark: What do you want, my oysters on a tray?
- Maggie Stark: Well, now that you mention it...
- Don Stark: He's right. I couldn't kill you. All I ever wanted is you, Mags. I've been crushing on you since forever. You're the woman that I want to never grow old with.
- Sam Winchester: How would you describe issues between you and your wife?
- Don Stark: Just one of those marital misunderstandings, you know.
- Sam Winchester: No, I'm sorry. I don't.
- Don Stark: It's one of those vague, hard-to-define passages.
- Dean Winchester: She caught you cheating, huh?
- Don Stark: You're not implying that Maggie was behind this?
- Sam Winchester: No, we're not implying anything. We're just saying... you should be careful. And take her to dinner. And apologize.
- Dean Winchester: Yeah, and, uh, grovel. Wouldn't hurt.
- Dean Winchester: What do we know about the vic?
- Deputy: Dewey Stevens; owner, "Dewey Stevens Construction", biggest outfit in town. Rotarian, Methodist, tenor, blue-ribbon pecan pie champ, asthmatic.
- [Dean gives him a look]
- Deputy: We're a close-knit community.
- Don Stark: You're one to talk. 1492 ring any bells?
- Maggie Stark: The man was about to set sail! He could possibly fall off of the edge of the earth. I took pity. So, what's your excuse?
- Don Stark: I told you -- nothing happened with the Medici chick!
- Jenny Klein: [Freaking out] There were tiny beating hearts in my cupcakes. There were *hearts* in my *cupcakes*! Hearts in my cupcakes! That's never happened before!
- Dean Winchester: ...Should I slug her?
- Sam Winchester: Give it a second.
- Dean Winchester: Another physically impossible death. You got any ideas?
- Sam Winchester: Cirque du Soleil?
- Dean Winchester: [Trying to counsel Don and Maggie] Maybe it's punishment. Maybe it's -- it's sick, messed-up, erotic, kinky, "clamps and feathers" kind of love...
- Sam Winchester: Okay, okay, t-that's -- that's going way too deep, there, cowboy.
- Dean Winchester: [Sam has been jogging] Somebody better be chasing you.
- Sam Winchester: It's good for you.
- Dean Winchester: No. No, it's not good for you. Look at you. You're a mess, and you stink.
- [Turns to computer]
- Dean Winchester: Well, while you were out being Lance Armstrong...
- Sam Winchester: That would be biking.
- Dean Winchester: Let's see if you can get this straight. See you're new Sam, right, Lance Armstrong...
- Sam Winchester: Biking.
- Dean Winchester: [Ignores this] And, uh and I'm still me, okay? All right, sio you might see things different now -- call it a runner's high or some crap -- But that doesn't mean something is going on with me. Okay?
- Sam Winchester: Yeah, okay.
- Dean Winchester: No, don't say 'yeah, okay', like
- [mocks him]
- Dean Winchester: 'Yeah, okay'.
- Sam Winchester: Yeah, okay.
- Sam Winchester: Dean, like it or not, the stuff you don't talk about doesn't just go away. It builds up, like whatever's eating at you right now.
- Dean Winchester: There's always something eating at me. That's who I am. Something happens, I feel responsible, all right?
- [Brief pause]
- Dean Winchester: The Lindbergh baby; that's on me. Unemployment -- my bad.
- Dean Winchester: So, the mister's a witch, himself. That means we got not just one pissed-off witch. We've got two. It's full-on "War of the Roses."
- Sam Winchester: "Bewitched" just got a lot less funny.
- Dean Winchester: It's like when they switched Darrins.
- Dean Winchester: They don't have pockets in those robe thingies that they make you wear.
- Sam Winchester: Ha! I didn't realize you were such a spa expert.
- Dean Winchester: Shut up. I observe with my eyes.
- Sue: [to Maggie] We'll get through this because you have people who love you, and he can't take that away from you.
- [Is immediately decapitated]
- Maggie Stark: Fine, Donald. It's war.
- Sam Winchester: [Regarding the dead plants they keep finding] If she's strong enough, just being pissed off is enough to send some pretty bad vibes their way.
- Dean Winchester: Literally kill off everything around her just by pms-ing at it. Eeh. That's not creepy at all.