- Stewie Griffin: I've had a giant mobile put in the sky to help me relax. I hope that bear comes round soon, that's my favourite. Oh, look, the bear!
- Helicopter Pilot: [at Peters request, giving a helicopter tour to a lobster] Why the fuck am I doing this? I could just say I did!
- Peter Griffin: Lois, I need $28,000.
- Lois Griffin: For what?
- Peter Griffin: I decided I wanna open a sushi restaurant.
- Lois Griffin: What do you know about sushi?
- Peter Griffin: I don't care about the sushi. I just wanna yell at customers when they walk in the door.
- [cutaway: Peter is standing behind a sushi bar yelling at customers as they enter]
- Peter Griffin: Irasshaimase! Hajimemashite! Herecomesablackguuuy!