- Brad Fisher: I've been waiting a long time for this.
- [tries to give Charlie a wedgie and rips his deteriorating underwear clean off]
- Brad Fisher: Oh, God!
- Maureen Ponderosa: What do you think about this?
- [shows off a diamond in her dead tooth]
- Frank Reynolds: [in disgust] Ho! Ho! It wafted over here, the dead tooth... It's burning my nose. It stinks.