Marvel One-Shot: The Consultant (2011 Video)

Clark Gregg: Agent Coulson

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• Agent Sitwell : What about the Harlem incident?

  Agent Coulson : They're pinning that on Banner.

  Agent Sitwell : [shocked]  On BANNER?

  Agent Coulson : Not the guy you wanna make angry.

• Agent Sitwell : So, any word?

  Agent Coulson : Mission accomplished. The Abomination will remain in his cage, for now. Apparently, the Consultant outdid himself. Ross got so mad he tried to have him removed from the bar.

  Agent Sitwell : How'd that go over?

  Agent Coulson : Stark bought the place. It's scheduled for demolition on Thursday.

• Agent Sitwell : It didn't go well did it?

  Agent Coulson : No, it did not.

  Agent Sitwell : They reject the Initiative?

  Agent Coulson : No, of course not. But they made the most idiotic, ill-conceived request imaginable - they want Blonsky on the team.

  Agent Sitwell : Ah, "The Abomination".

  Agent Coulson : They really don't like when you call him that.

• Agent Sitwell : I got it! We send a patsy to sabotage the debriefing.

  Agent Coulson : A patsy?

  Agent Sitwell : Yes. Someone to screw it up. Someone so inept General Ross will refuse to release Blonsky. I could do it. I do a great patsy.

  Agent Coulson : Yes, you do. Your patsy's legendary. In fact, when I think of the word "patsy"...

  Agent Sitwell : All right!