Parks and Recreation (TV Series)

Ron and Tammys (2011)

Megan Mullally: Tammy Swanson II

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• Leslie Knope : Basically, we're being attacked by Godzilla, and to beat Godzilla, we need Mothra. No offense.

  Tammy Two : None taken. I'm very flattered. Who's this? Who's this tall drink of water?

  Andy Dwyer : Andy.

  Tammy Two : Hey, Andy. How's it hanging?

  Leslie Knope : Listen, we need to break Ron from her spell! Can't you just move your butt around or wear a dress made out of meat?

  Tammy Two : Well I could do all of these things, and have, but that bitch is crazy. When Ron left her and we got together, she threw acid on my foot.

  April Ludgate : Ew!

  Andy Dwyer : Can we take a peek at it?

  Tammy Two : Listen, Tammy One was my Sunday School teacher, too. She can pinpoint your weaknesses and destroy you with just one word. And a jar of acid.