"Parks and Recreation" Ron and Tammys (TV Episode 2011) Poster

Amy Poehler: Leslie Knope

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  • Andy Dwyer : Oh my God! There's a room full of just guns!

    Leslie Knope : Why do you have so many guns?

    Tammy Zero : This is America isn't it?

    Leslie Knope : Yes.

    Tammy Zero : Then I don't have to answer stupid questions while standing on my own property. Let's go.

    April Ludgate : Ok well that's definitely Ron's mom.

  • Leslie Knope : Basically, we're being attacked by Godzilla, and to beat Godzilla, we need Mothra. No offense.

    Tammy Two : None taken. I'm very flattered. Who's this? Who's this tall drink of water?

    Andy Dwyer : Andy.

    Tammy Two : Hey, Andy. How's it hanging?

    Leslie Knope : Listen, we need to break Ron from her spell! Can't you just move your butt around or wear a dress made out of meat?

    Tammy Two : Well I could do all of these things, and have, but that bitch is crazy. When Ron left her and we got together, she threw acid on my foot.

    April Ludgate : Ew!

    Andy Dwyer : Can we take a peek at it?

    Tammy Two : Listen, Tammy One was my Sunday School teacher, too. She can pinpoint your weaknesses and destroy you with just one word. And a jar of acid.

  • Leslie Knope : Ron, this is a federal tax audit; you could go to jail. Jail, Ron. Ron, jail. Jail Ron, jail. You could go to jail! Jail. Jail. Jail.

    Ron Swanson : Are you broken?

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