- John Casey: I lied. Start with the originals. You loved those.
- Morgan Grimes: Really? Thanks, man.
- John Casey: Oh hey, just so you know: Darth Vader - Luke's father. Leia's his sister.
- [Morgan glares at Casey]
- John Casey: Still mad.
- Devon 'Captain Awesome' Woodcomb: Jeff, you have shown incredible improvement in motor skills, language ability, reflexes, memory... It's like you're an actual person now.
- General Diane Beckman: [Sarcastically] So shocked you people are running out of money.
- Chuck Bartowski: Missile Command is part of our process.
- John Casey: [Decker rescinds the call order, and everyone leaves] Decker took that well.
- Sarah Walker: Yeah, he did.
- [She looks intensely at Casey, indicating that she doesn't think everything is fine]
- John Casey: I'll take care of it.
- Chuck Bartowski: How's your memory, buddy? Do you remember Die Hard? Star Wars? Chewie? Yoda? "Yippee kai yay?"
- Morgan Grimes: Sorry, dude, no. It all kind of sounds like gibberish.
- Sarah Walker: It is.
- General Diane Beckman: Perhaps we should -
- [Decker's image overrides Beckman's]
- Clyde Decker: Good afternoon. I hear we're having the most unfortunate little kill order mix up.
- General Diane Beckman: [the screen splits in half as Beckman reappears] Don't you ever interrupt my feed again, Decker! I am still your superior.
- Chuck Bartowski: [to Morgan] Don't worry, buddy. Your name's not going to be on that list.
- Sarah Walker: Yeah, we're on it.
- John Casey: Yeah, leave it to the three friend you recently stabbed in the back.
- Morgan Grimes: Listen to me. This is what is happening, okay? There is an elusive assasin and she is hunting me, okay?
- Alex McHugh: [Alex sighs] You are legitimately insane.
- John Casey: [Casey gets a call from Morgan] I'm gonna rip your face off!
- Morgan Grimes: No. Shh. Casey, listen to me. We have the wrong person, okay? The real Viper is a lady and she's here - hunting us.
- John Casey: [Looking at the monitor, and finding Viper] Northeast corner of the store. Get Alex to the broom closet! If you want to live, you're gonna take care of my daughter.