Kyle Kallgren: Oancitizen

Quotes 

• Oancitizen : You can tell this movie was written by an engineer. These aren't characters, these are... biological plot point initiation units.

• Oancitizen : Here's a diagram - a primer on Primer, if you will.

  [snooty chuckle] 

  Oancitizen : Huzzah.

• Oancitizen : [trying to understand all the scientific jargon]  Oh God, why did I major in theater?

• Oancitizen : Only two of them become important: Abe and Aaron. Their characters are... well, they have names, and they have differently colored hair.

• Oancitizen : It turns out that Abe made a thing using the thing he put the toy into and now it has stuff on it.

• Oancitizen : I think that scene really should have been filmed. There's no shame in making a movie for EIGHT thousand dollars, Shane.

• Oancitizen : Well isn't that terrifying? Armies of Abes and Aarons pouring out over the land, ready to bore and confuse people the world over with their jargonese and their business-casual dress and their non-existent handwriting and...