- Oancitizen: You can tell this movie was written by an engineer. These aren't characters, these are... biological plot point initiation units.
- Oancitizen: Only two of them become important: Abe and Aaron. Their characters are... well, they have names, and they have differently colored hair.
- Oancitizen: It turns out that Abe made a thing using the thing he put the toy into and now it has stuff on it.
- Oancitizen: I think that scene really should have been filmed. There's no shame in making a movie for EIGHT thousand dollars, Shane.
- Oancitizen: Well isn't that terrifying? Armies of Abes and Aarons pouring out over the land, ready to bore and confuse people the world over with their jargonese and their business-casual dress and their non-existent handwriting and...