Brows Held High (TV Series)
W.R.: Mysteries of the Organism (2012)
Matt Burkett: Apollo Z. Hack
Quotes
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Oancitizen : Apollo, I really need to have sex with you.
Apollo Z. Hack : [after long pause] Er, Oan, buddy, why are you telling me this?
Oancitizen : Because I literally only know two women and I struck out with both of them.
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Oancitizen : I'm worried that if I don't get my rocks off, I'll build up a lot of emotional pressure that will eventually manifest itself in homicidal violence.
Apollo Z. Hack : And how, um, did you come to this, um, insane conclusion, pray tell?
Oancitizen : The weird Yugoslavian movie said so.
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Apollo Z. Hack : Whew, nearly avoided a slash-fic there.
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Apollo Z. Hack : Just because a movie gets a Criterion release and praise by a few snobs doesn't make it right. You of all people should know this.