"Parks and Recreation" Born and Raised (TV Episode 2011) Poster

Mo Collins: Joan Callamezzo

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  • Joan Callamezzo : Drink up, Tom. I'm gonna go powder my nose... amongst other things. If you know what I mean.

    [Joan gets up from the table and trips] 

    Ben Wyatt : Is she gonna powder her vagina?

    Tom Haverford : You gotta help me, man!

    Ben Wyatt : Why? It seems to be going the usual amount of gross.

    Tom Haverford : No, this is way different! She's not married anymore! She had like five bottles of alcohol, and she's calling me "Caramel"! You've gotta throw some cold water on the situation. Start talking about nerd stuff!

    Ben Wyatt : You know, "nerd culture" is mainstream now. So, when you use the word "nerd" derogatorily, it means you're the one that's out of the zeitgeist.

    Tom Haverford : Yes, that's perfect. Just like that: be incredibly boring.

  • Joan Callamezzo : [singing]  Let's hear it for the boys! Woo!

    [scattered clapping] 

    Ben Wyatt : Wow, that was as long as it was loud...

  • Joan Callamezzo : When I was 18, Val Kilmer saw me at a mall and told me I should model.

    [Joan and Tom giggle] 

    Ben Wyatt : That never happened.

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