American Dad! (TV Series)

A Ward Show (2011)

Seth MacFarlane: Stan Smith, Roger the Alien

Quotes 

• Stan Smith : [singing along to the music from his phone]  What's that sound? It's the calendar on my smartphone. Having fun tonight. Is it dinner, a party or drinks with Tom? Oh, fuck! It's "Coffee with the Principal" at Steve's school.

• Roger the Alien : [while on the phone with the police after Steve runs away from home]  Officer, he's not in the house, he's not answering his phone. I'm his guardian. If anything happens to him, I'm responsible. Calm down? Calm down? Okay. He was exactly right. That was good advice.