Family Guy (TV Series)
Tea Peter (2012)
Alexa Ray Joel: Alan's Wife, Bride
Quotes
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Peter Griffin : What do you think, mom, is that the most beautiful bride you've ever seen?
Bride : I love it!
Bride's Mother : Oh, it's just so much money.
Peter Griffin : It's true. It's true. Take the dress off, sweetheart. Your mother says you can't have it.
Bride's Mother : W-Wait, wait, wait a minute. Do you really love it?
Bride : I do. It just feels like my wedding dress.
Peter Griffin : Oh, mom, she loves it.
Bride's Mother : Okay. We'll take it.
Lois Griffin : [coming downstairs] Peter, what is that girl doing in my wedding dress?
Peter Griffin : [crawling under the dress's hem] She gone?
Bride : No.
Peter Griffin : Okay, well, while I'm down here, let me give you my card. There you go.
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Peter Griffin : Watch out there, Brian. Looks like the floor is wet.
Alan : [passing by] Excuse me. I'm kind of in a hurry.
[slipping on the water puddle]
Alan : Ahhh! Son of a bitch!
Peter Griffin : Oh, my God! Are you okay?
Alan : I'm sorry. I've been a bit distracted lately. I think my wife has been crossing the street with another man.
Alan's Wife : [outside, crossing the street with another generic-sign figure] God, I hope Alan doesn't find out.