- Brian Griffin: Sometimes in life, you just have to accept what's coming to you. Like the contestant who gets the lesser showcase on ''The Price is Right''.
- Price is Right Announcer: Lindsay, your showcase is all about relaxation. and what better place to relax than in your brand-new hammock? This sturdy and portable hammock from Swingway turns any patio into a tropical paradise. And you can entertain yourself on your patio by drawing with chalk! Yes, Pratt and Millwood eight-color pastel chalk will turn your patio into a tropical art studio. But you'll have to pack your chalk because you'll be staying six days and seven nights at your parent's house in Wilmington, Delaware!
- Lindsay: I moved my abortion for this?
- Ryan Reynolds: Peter! I'm not gay! What the hell's the matter with you? Look, look, look let me put it to you this way. I'm attracted to you, in the way a man is attracted to a woman, but I'm not gay.
- Stewie Griffin: Brian, how did you find me?
- Brian Griffin: I used my nose... Which I Always forget about.
- Ryan Reynolds: I'm sorry Peter, we can never talk again. Here is a cell phone so that we can always talk.