- Josh: Why is the bathroom mirror calling me a whore?
- Sally Malik: I have no idea.
- Aidan: Okay, so there's this extremely lame Poltergeist homage going on in the kitchen right now. So, Sally?
- Sally Malik: What?
- Josh: Okay, with the lights, can we just... I'm gonna have a seizure. I'm literally...
- Sally Malik: Guys, this isn't me. I swear. Why does everyone just assume it's my fault? How do we know it's a ghost? I think we've all collectively pissed off enough people to wage a short but consequential war.
- Aidan: Oh, come on! Don't look at me. My people can't enter without an invitation.
- Josh: Also, neither of us have recently played Maria von Trapp to a group of ghostly teenage wasteland.