Back for the Future (2011)

Bill Hader: Store Clerk

Quotes 

• Store Clerk : [sits down with a yellow shoebox]  Glad you're sitting down, sir. Because this right here is the finest footwear available on the market today. Let me introduce you to...

  [opens the box] 

  Store Clerk : the future!

  Customer : [takes one of the shoes out]  Wow. Man, this is heavy.

  Store Clerk : Not heavy at all. It's actually quite light. Speaking of lights...

  [presses the top of the shoe, its logo and bottom light up] 

  Store Clerk : Four hours on a single charge.

  Customer : [absent minded at first]  That ain't my density. Uh... I mean, my destiny.

  Store Clerk : Whatever you want!

• Dr. Emmett Brown : [a bright explosion happens outside, and Doc Brown walks into the shoe store]  Shoes! I need shoes!

  Store Clerk : Well, I got... these right here.

  [offers one of the shoes to Doc as he and the customer stand up] 

  Dr. Emmett Brown : [excited]  Does this power-lace?

  Store Clerk : Uh...

  [looks to the managers] 

  Store Manager #2 : Not 'til two-thousand fifteen.

  Store Clerk : Not 'til 2015, sir.

  Dr. Emmett Brown : This is 2015!

  Store Clerk : [hesitates, glances at the customer]  It's 2011, sir.

  Dr. Emmett Brown : [shocked]  Great Scott! The time circuits must have malfunctioned!

  [GASP; runs outside] 

  Store Clerk : I don't know what that means, sir. Wha... Where is he going?

  [they go to the window] 

• Customer : [Doc Brown drives away through time in his DeLorean, leaving a flaming tire tracks behind]  Whoa! He made like a tree, and got out of here!

  Store Clerk : Guys there's... There's a fire in the parking lot, guys! Anyone want to put out the fire in the parking lot? Kevin, you wanna go out and...?

  [Kevin, the customer, nods no]