Suburban Knights (2011 Video)

Mathew Buck: Film Brain, Harry Potter

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Quotes 

• Film Brain : I know your game, Luke Canuck. You are a speck. And I don't even notice you because that's how insignificant you are!

  Luke Mochrie : Well, if I'm so insignificant, why are you bringing this up?

  Film Brain : You're a pea.

  Luke Mochrie : Did you just call me a pea?

  Film Brain : [Holding two fingers close together]  This is you. And you're screaming to all the other peas, "Oh, save me! Oh, save me! He's going to eat me!" But I've already eaten the other peas. Om nom nom nom! Hahahahahaha!

  Luke Mochrie : Wow. That's a lot of peas.

  Film Brain : Yeah.

  Luke Mochrie : And... I'm just full of them

  Film Brain : Right.

  Luke Mochrie : I am totally full of pea-ness.

  Film Brain : You got it.

  Luke Mochrie : So... What are you gonna do?

  Film Brain : I will eat your pea-ness!

  [the rest of the group looks back at Film Brain in disgust] 

  Film Brain : Oh, n-no no no no! I didn't mean that! I didn't mean that! It's just...

  Angry Joe : Yeah, whatever! You go to the back!

  Film Brain : I'm... already at the back

  Angry Joe : Go back further!

• Luke Mochrie : Yeah, well I'm Canadian!

  Film Brain : That's as British as being Turkish, you tit!

  Luke Mochrie : What are you talking aboot?

  Film Brain : It's 'about', you twat!

• Cloak #2 : [relocating to another "battlefield"]  It's not as good as the last one.

  Film Brain : The other one had sand castles.

• Cloak #1 : Look into my eyes.

  Film Brain : I can't see your eyes, they're covered up.

  Cloak #1 : Oh, well, pretend you can see my eyes.

  Film Brain : Okay.

  Cloak #1 : Look into my eyes then.

  [Film Brain screams like a girl] 

• Luke Mochrie : You are an internet reviewer... an internet reviewer...

  Film Brain : I am a brilliant internet reviewer...

  Luke Mochrie : You are an internet reviewer.

• Film Brain : We had a car? Why were we walking when we have a car?

• Luke Mochrie : No biggie. You'd do the same for me!

  Film Brain : [awkward pause]  ... Well, now I would!

• Film Brain : Ow! I think I sprained my ankle! Can one of you carry me?

  [Cut to Cloak #2 carrying Film Brain bridal-style while he prattles on] 

  Film Brain : It's such a wonderful day outside, why don't we skip this guarding tosh and pick some flowers? *gasp* I could make a nice flower garland for you, Cloak #2!