Game of Thrones (TV Series)
Garden of Bones (2012)
Eugene Simon: Lancel Lannister
Quotes
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Tyrion Lannister : If my sister were so concerned for Pycell, I would've thought she'd come herself. Instead she sends you. What have I to make of that?
Lancel Lannister : I don't care what you make of it, so long as you release your prisoner immediately.
Tyrion Lannister : And you received these instructions directly from Cersei?
Lancel Lannister : As I said several times.
Tyrion Lannister : And it took you this long to deliver this information?
Lancel Lannister : When the Queen Regent gives me a command, I carry it out without delay.
Tyrion Lannister : Cersei must have great trust in you. Allowing you into her chamber during the hour of the wolf.
Lancel Lannister : The Queen Regent has great many responsibilities. She often works from dusk till dawn.
Tyrion Lannister : She must be very glad you're helping her from dusk till dawn.
[Tyrion gets a whiff of a scent on Lancel's person]
Tyrion Lannister : Ah, lavender oil, she always loved lavender oil even as a girl.
Lancel Lannister : I am a knight!
Tyrion Lannister : An anointed knight, yes. Tell me, did Cersei have you knighted before or after she took you into her bed?
Tyrion Lannister : What? Nothing to say? No more warnings for me, Ser?
Lancel Lannister : You will withdraw these filthy accusations...
Tyrion Lannister : Have you given any thought... to what King Joffrey would have to say when he finds out you've been bedding his mother?
Lancel Lannister : [sighs in disbelief] It - it's not my fault.
Tyrion Lannister : Did she take you... against your will? Can you not defend yourself, knight?
Lancel Lannister : Your own father, Lord Tywin, when I was named the King's squire, he told me to obey her *in everything.*
Tyrion Lannister : Did he tell you to fuck her too?
Lancel Lannister : I only meant I did as I was bid!
Tyrion Lannister : And hated every moment of it? Is that what you'll have me believe? A high place in court, a knighthood, my sister's legs spreading open for you at night. *Oh, yes,* it must have been *terrible.* Wait here, His Grace would want to hear this.
Lancel Lannister : Mercy, mercy, My Lord, I beg you!
Tyrion Lannister : Save it for Joffrey, he loves a good grovel!
Lancel Lannister : [on his knees] My Lord, it was your sister's bidding, the Queen. I'll leave the City at once, I swear!