Z-Lister (2012)

Martin Ballantyne: Jon Malkovich

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• Jon Malkovich : You're more of a fucking idiot than Jar Jar!

• Jon Malkovich : You see, the bullet entered through the left eye socket, and rick-shaded through the brain, killing the victim almost instantly.

• Jon Malkovich : Why me? It's not like I'm Brad Pitt.

  Sarah Chambers : That's okay, I'm not exactly Angelina Jolie either.

• Chris Baker : What are you doing mate? She's giving you the 'ole come on!

  Jon Malkovich : I know, but she's got a kid. A kid means an ex and an ex means trouble.

  Chris Baker : Fuck it, forget him! Just got for it! I can't believe you. One signed tit and a potential date with a milf all in the same day you jammy bastard!

• Jon Malkovich : Looking forward to being with your Dad?

  Alex Chambers : I hate you

• Jon Malkovich : Dunno if I can be anymore embarrassed. Sorry...

  Chris Baker : Oh no, you could. See that fella over there? He could come over to you and ask you to sign his cock!

• Jon Malkovich : Are we gonna be alright?

  Sarah Chambers : Yeah. We're gonna be fine.