Holliston (TV Series)
Camera Rental: Part 1 (2012)
Adam Green: Adam
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Quotes
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Adam : Maybe I should just tell the truth.
Oderus Urungus : Tell the truth? Absolutely not! If it's one life lesson I can teach you, it's never tell the truth. Did Oliver North ever tell the truth? Did Bill Clinton ever tell the truth? Did Abraham Lincoln ever tell the truth?
Adam : Wait, you mean honest Abe? The guy that couldn't tell a lie?
Oderus Urungus : Yes, and got shot right in the head.
Adam : Good point.
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Adam : Boss, don't you think you're getting a bit... old... to make it in a band?
Lance Rockett : It could still happen.
Joe : It's a cover band.
Lance Rockett : So.
Adam : You're fifty-four.
Lance Rockett : Rock is ageless- David Lee Roth 1983.
Adam : David Lee Roth got kicked out of the band and replaced by Sammy...
Lance Rockett : -HEY! We don't speak his name.
Adam : My bad.
Lance Rockett : Alright, I gotta get going to band practice. I gotta shave my abs for the ladies in the front row.
[Sniffs Joe's neck]
Lance Rockett : New cologne, Joe? Smells delicious.
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Corri : What's with the Hamburgler outfit?
Adam : I don't want to get caught renting a stolen camera with Mayor McCheese... Mayor McSteels-a-lot... Mayor Mc... whatever, there's a joke in there somewhere.
Laura : Stolen camera?
Joe : It's not stolen, it's borrowed, and it's fine.
Adam : Mayor McDouche.
Joe : Too late.
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Adam : [to Joe] He's got a mustache, we should run.
Trent : What did you say?
Adam : I said, what exactly are you shooting?
Trent : Nah, sounded like you said something like... he's got a mustache we should run.
Adam : No I didn't.
Trent : Yeah you did. Dude. I'm standing four feet away from you.
Adam : No you aren't.
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Oderus Urungus : You can always make a new best friend. It's like I always say, you can make a new best friend because at any moment your old best friend could be killed and burned horribly in a wretched car fire. And then you would have to make a new best friend and also make sure that the new best friend didn't make the same mistake that the old best friend made and wreck his car while he was driving it while high on cough medicine that was filled with codeine. Brruugh!
Adam : Hey, you know what? Thanks, Oderus.
Oderus Urungus : That's why I'm here. Hey, uh, could you bring me back some Skittles?
Adam : Skittles. You got it.
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Adam : That's how we get out of losing the camera!
Corri : What camera?
Adam : [Pushing her aside] We're back to the A story line. OK, so we borrowed the camera... to shoot Lance's cover band's show.
Laura : Lance is still in a cover band? Isn't he like 50?
Joe : Long story. Go on.
Adam : OK. So on our way to the show... uh... we got robbed by... uh...
[Points at Laura]
Adam : ... by a big Mexican!
Joe : Dude!
Laura : No, it's OK. I'm Colombian. Go on.
Adam : OK. There was a struggle, we got roughed up, guy ran away with the camera.
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Joe : Wait, what's that!
Laura : Give me the camera Gringos or Britney Spear here gets it!
Joe : No way! This camera belongs to Mass Cablevision!
Adam : Yeah! You'll have to kill us first!
Laura : Gimme the camera or I'll kill Blondie!
Adam : Fine, kill her!
Laura : Hmm.
Corri : What?
Laura : I'll do it!
Adam : [Throws Corri away into some trash barrels] You'll never take this camera from us, scary ethnic man. Now...
[Puts his fists up]
Adam : ... let's dance.
Laura : [Terribly choreographed and repetitive swing] Hught- huh! Hught - huh!
Adam : [Terribly choreographed and repetitive duck and swing] Eey-hught! Huh! Eey-hught! Huh!
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Lance Rockett : You guys are awesome! Tell you what... back stage passes, both of you! You can meet Fake Eddy and Fake Alex!
Adam : What about Fake Michael Anthony?
Lance Rockett : We got the real Michael Anthony if you want to meet him.
Adam : No, that's OK.
