Holliston (TV Series)
Weekend of Horrors: Part 1 (2012)
John Landis: John Landis
Quotes
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Joe : Mr. Landis, we're actually making a movie and we wanted to give you the trailer that we're using to get funding.
Adam : "Animal House" was awesome.
[Does a John Belushi impression, jumping back and forth]
John Landis : Thank you for that.
Adam : You did a really good job with that one.
John Landis : Thanks. So what's your movie called, guys?
Joe : It's called "Shinpads".
John Landis : "Shinpads".
Joe : "Shinpads."
John Landis : "Shinpads."
Adam : "Shinpads"!
John Landis : Yeah, that's a terrible title. But, you know what, they told me that about "Kentucky Fried Movie" so go for it.
Adam : "Kentucky Fried Movie" was awesome.
John Landis : Thank you.
Adam : You did a really good job with that one.
Joe : Well, our movie is about an undead soccer team who rises from the grave to get revenge.
John Landis : OK.
Joe : And well, we uh made this trailer and wanted to give it to you to see what you thought. If that would be OK.
[Pointing to DVD]
Joe : See, "Joe" and "Adam".
John Landis : Sounds... good.
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Corri : What's up?
John Landis : Hi, girls.
Laura : You were such a dick to Han Solo.
Adam : [Covering Laura's mouth] I'm sorry, she's Mexican.
Laura : Colombian!
Adam : Whatever, it's the same thing.
Corri : [to Joe in his wheelchair] I'm not pushing you back to the car.
[Waving to John Landis she breaks into the Michael Jackson "Thriller" dance and grabs her crotch]
Corri : He-He! You did a really good job with that one.
Joe : [Stands up out of his wheelchair] It was a pleasure meeting you, Sir.
[He shakes John Landis' hand and exits, stopping to insult the Horror Fan behind him]
Joe : Dork!
Person in crowd : Praise, Jesus! John Landis made that man walk!