- Ivy Lynn: [Getting mad at Derek] I don't need more time with the lyrics. You know what I need? I need to stop sleeping with men who are complete NARCISSISTIC PRICKS.
- [Starts to leave. Pauses]
- Ivy Lynn: Oh and you're not THAT good-looking.
- [Now yelling as she storms out]
- Ivy Lynn: And you're not that good in BED either!
- Karen Cartwright: Maybe I'm not Marilyn, but I do have a job.
- [jumps on bed, kicking up her heels merrily]
- Karen Cartwright: It's a Bar Mitzvah!
- Ivy Lynn: That chicks really gets on my nerves. Why didn't I just get her fired the first day? Marilyn would have.
- Ivy Lynn: [at rehearsal] Hey, uh, while we've stopped... I have a thought. Maybe you could give me notes without publicly humiliating me at the same time.
- Derek Wills: [groans] Oh, great.
- Ivy Lynn: Oh, and maybe... maybe you could remember that artists are not football players who can take endless abuse and still do their jobs.
- Derek Wills: Okay.
- [taps pen]
- Derek Wills: Miss Monroe is having a moment.
- Ivy Lynn: Oh? Well, maybe a different Miss Monroe could do it better.
- [to Karen:]
- Ivy Lynn: Miss Cartwright? Maybe you could take a crack at it.