- Jo Danville: [John Curtis has attacked her and taken the bullets out of her gun clip] You know how most gun accidents happen and people end up shooting themselves?
- John Curtis: Bang. You got me. You finally got me.
- Jo Danville: They always forget the one in the chamber.
- [gunshot]
- Lindsay Monroe Messer: Hey Sid, have you ever seen someone punch herself in the face?
- Dr. Sid Hammerback: Uh, no... Are you going to punch yourself in the face?
- Lindsay Monroe Messer: Uh, let me try that again. Have you ever had a victim on your table who's exhibited self-inflicted punch wounds to the face?
- Dr. Sid Hammerback: Uh, well, I've pretty much seen it all, but no, I have not come across anyone who has successfully punched herself to death.