- Butt-head: [commenting on a music video where a guy repeatedly falls down an escalator] Maybe if he'd get off the escalator and go buy something the economy wouldn't suck.
- Butt-head: [commenting on a music video] This music is for white people who've never had anything bad happen to them. It's like... they decided to rebel against their parents by making even softer rock.
- Butt-head: [trying to read a sign that says "Drone Control"] Uh... dr-... drain central? Huh huh. This must be the bathroom.
- Beavis: Oh, yeah, yeah. You know, see, that makes more sense than calling it a bathroom, because it's where you go to drain your lizard. You know what I'm sayin'? Drain central.
- Butt-head: [commenting on an MGMT music video] It's like these guys decided to rebel against their parents by making even softer rock.