World's Worst Director (TV Series)

World's Worst Audition (2012)

Seth Chitwood: Moses

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• Katie : These monologues are so weird. You know, you usually get a little stressed during auditions?

  Moses : Do I?

  Katie : Well, yes.

  Moses : I guess, I'm just trying to not get stressed out, trying not to be mean. You know, I was really thinking. Maybe this time, I should try and be more relaxed and less worried.

  Katie : Wow.

  Katie : In her interview: Wow, I'm really impressed. I'm not gonna hold my breath. But, I'm impressed.

  Moses : Hey, this is the first time I'm gonna see my potential cast members, why should they see me all stressed out and angry.

  Katie : Good plan.

• Sharon : So, I wanted to tell you that I am willing to do anything: the lead, supporting, guest, even a quick no-line cameo. I am also willing to drink, smoke, do drugs, nudity, anything. There is not a single thing you can ask me, that I will not do.

  Katie : Wow. Did you hear that Moses?

  Moses : Mhmm.

  Sharon : Yep, anything you want. I feel that become a better actress is also about the experience. It helps you grow as a performer. And one of the most important things that I could do for myself, is just let go.

  Carrie : Let go?

  Sharon : Just let myself go, and do anything the director says. No questions asked. Just do it. And so far it's been great for me. I've played so many interested roles, and have performed on both sides of spectrum.

  Carrie : Spectrum.

  Sharon : Of performance?

  Carrie : I don't understand...

  Sharon : So, bottom line. Tell me to jump, I'll jump. No matter the height, no matter the challenge, no matter the danger.

  Katie : Wow.

  Sharon : I know!

• Mason : Wait, please let me do something else. Let me do a monologue for you.

  Katie : You prepared a monologue?

  Mason : Yes. It's from Hamlet.

  Moses : Great... a Shakespeare monologue.

  Mason : And when I said Hamlet, I was lying.

  Moses : So you don't have a monologue from Hamlet?

  Mason : Not anymore?