World's Worst Director (TV Series)

World's Worst Audition (2012)

Paul Kandarian: Mason

Quotes 

• Mason : Wait, please let me do something else. Let me do a monologue for you.

  Katie : You prepared a monologue?

  Mason : Yes. It's from Hamlet.

  Moses : Great... a Shakespeare monologue.

  Mason : And when I said Hamlet, I was lying.

  Moses : So you don't have a monologue from Hamlet?

  Mason : Not anymore?

• Mason : I'll just sit here. Don't say anything. Don't do anything. You don't have to look at me. In fact, you don't have to even think that I'm here. Erase me from your mind. I'm invisible. Not here. I do not exist. I'm just sitting here, and will continue to sit here, until you realize that I'm here. Sitting. Waiting. Here. Right here. And if you need me... I'm here.