Resident Alien (TV Series)
The Ghost of Bobby Smallwood (2022)
Alan Tudyk: Harry Vanderspeigle
Quotes
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D'Arcy Bloom : So you're in denial about being denial.
Harry Vanderspeigle : Yes. No. I deny denying it.
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Harry Vanderspeigle : I asked them to fry the pie, but they wouldn't do it.
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Asta Twelvetrees : We're safe?
Harry Vanderspeigle : [to himself] No, the earth is doomed. But at least I do not have to clean crying snot off your face.
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Harry Vanderspeigle : I am afraid of death.
Gerard : You-you-you shouldn't be.
Harry Vanderspeigle : How are you not afraid? You will be dead soon.
Gerard : No-no-no, things got better when I found out that I was dying. It reminded me that life isn't forever. I began to appreciate every moment.
Harry Vanderspeigle : Like when there is only one slice of pie left. It tastes better.
Gerard : Exactly.
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Nurse Ellen Cho : Gerard Hundemer needs you to do a house call to bring him pain medication.
Harry Vanderspeigle : He is dying. I do not want to go. It is depressing. Cancel.
Nurse Ellen Cho : You're joking, right?
Harry Vanderspeigle : Of course I'm joking, ha ha ha ha. Reschedule it until after he's dead.