"Resident Alien" The Ghost of Bobby Smallwood (TV Episode 2022) - Levi Fiehler as Mayor Ben Hawthorne

Sheriff Mike Thompson : You know I'm the town sheriff, right? Which means 100% of my job is being a therapist.

Mayor Ben Hawthorne : That percentage seems high.

Sheriff Mike Thompson : It's not. If anything, it's low.
Mayor Ben Hawthorne : I'm afraid of everything, and you're technically a thing.
Mayor Ben Hawthorne : [claps hands] I've got good news.

Sheriff Mike Thompson : Okay, the only news I wanna hear is that you're gonna stop clapping your bony, porcelain hands before they trigger a migraine.

Mayor Ben Hawthorne : [mutters] Just regular hands.
Mayor Ben Hawthorne : It's just hard to talk to her sometimes.

Sheriff Mike Thompson : No, I get it. When it comes to talking to 'em, you gotta treat women like they in the cartel, right? You wanna to have a conversation, you take them to a public place. That way you don't have to worry about them murdering you.

Mayor Ben Hawthorne : So you think Kate wants to murder me?

Sheriff Mike Thompson : Based on the fight at the party, I put the odds at, like, 35%.

Mayor Ben Hawthorne : Seems high.

Mayor Ben Hawthorne : You got life insurance? Because that'll push it up to, like, 60.
Mayor Ben Hawthorne : So I was thinking maybe you could take a backseat and let Jessup take the reins on this investigation.

Sheriff Mike Thompson : When have you *ever* seen me take a back seat? I don't even sit in the back seat of a car. If I hail a cab, I sit shotgun or I drive.

Levi Fiehler: Mayor Ben Hawthorne