Shining Time Station: Queen for a Day (1995 TV Movie)

Didi Conn: Stacy Jones

Quotes 

• Biff : Nice suitcase, pal.

  Schemer : [shutting the handbag on his finger]  Ow!

  Biff : I said I like your suitcase.

  Schemer : [Gets up nervously, trying to hide the suitcase]  Uh... yes, thank you. It's very nice.

  Bull : Just hand it over, mac.

  Schemer : [Falls over to the ground]  I... um...

  Biff : What it is see, we're detectives. You know, Private I's. And we're on the trail of some hot rocks!

  Schemer : [Nervously]  Hot... hot rocks?

  Biff : Stolen diamonds, jewelry, stuff like that. We're on the trail of a lady with an English accent. She stole 'em, see. She's what we call... the perp. Seen her around?

  Schemer : [nervously]  No, I have not! I swear, I don't know any English perp! I'd like to help you, but there's just no can do, fellas.

  [the theives try to steal the handbag] 

  Schemer : Stacy! Stacy, help!

  Stacy Jones : [runs over]  What is going on here? Can I help you, gentlemen?

  Biff : [They stop trying to take the handbag]  Ah, good e'ening, man. Uh, we're detectives.

  Bull : Yeah, Private I's.

  Biff : And your friend here took something that belongs to us, and well, we'd like it back.

  Stacy Jones : Schemer?

  Schemer : [Gets up and points at the theives]  Bad men! Bad men!

  Stacy Jones : Do you have anything to prove that you're real detectives? A badge, some identification, something like that?

  Bull : Uh... identification...

  Biff : A badge, huh? What it is, see, we don't have to tell you who we are, because we are undercover.

  Stacy Jones : Oh, well, this is my station. And, unless you can prove that you're real detectives...

  Bull : No, no, no, no, no. Like he said, see, we're under the covers.

  Stacy Jones : Oh, well, I suggest that you leave.

  Bull : [laughing]  W-who's gonna make us leave, huh? What, you?

  Stacy Jones : [holding up the baseball bat in her hand and inching towards the theives]  That's right. Now, this happens to be my station, I am the station master, and I'm not gonna ask you one more time... to LEAVE THIS STATION!

  Biff : We'll be back, pal! We'll be back!

  [He and Bull run away] 

• Schemer : [Mocking the theives]  We'll be back, pal! We'll be back!

  [normal voice] 

  Schemer : Run, run, run, you little chickens, run!

  [laughing] 

  Schemer : Good work, Jonesy!

  Stacy Jones : Schemer, what were they talking about? What's an English perp?

  Schemer : No, no, no, no, no. A Schemer burp.

  [Belches loudly in Stacy's face] 

  Schemer : Excuse me, Miss Jones!

  [Apologetically] 

  Schemer : I mean, excuse me, Miss Jones. Excuse me.

  [Runs away with the handbag] 

  Stacy Jones : [frustrated]  Oh, Schemer.