- Poison Ivy: Hey, Frank, you're asexual, so you'd be fucking yourself.
- Frank the Plant: Well, I know I can do that!
- Sy Borgman: Is there a villain who looks like a static screen?
- Poison Ivy: I don't think so.
- Sy Borgman: Damn. Well, then the cameras are broken.
- Poison Ivy: Hang on, so someone broke in, stole Frank, and took a shit?
- Sy Borgman: I cannot confirm it was in that order.
- Joker: [about the Council of Owls] The password is... "Hoot hoot."
- Harley Quinn: Seriously? That's like using your name as the password.
- Poison Ivy: Harley, you literally use your name for every password.
- Poison Ivy: Frank, I like to employ a tactic called judicious transparency in my relationships.
- Frank the Plant: Yeah, yeah, I heard of that. It's called being a little bitch.