My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (TV Series)

Family Appreciation Day (2012)

Chantal Strand: Diamond Tiara

Quotes 

• Diamond Tiara : Oh, you poor, poor thing, having to make all that zap apple jam with Granny Smith.

  [yawns] 

  Apple Bloom : Actually, I been looking forward to making zap apple jam for years!

  Diamond Tiara : I'm not talking about the jam, I'm talking about Granny Smith! You must be sooo embarrassed.

  Granny Smith : [muffled, with a caldron on her head]  Soup's on!

  Apple Bloom : Uh- what do ya mean?

  Diamond Tiara : You know, with all her silly ways, how she forgets things, and makes you wear these ridiculous costumes?

  [referring to the bunny costumes Bloom and her grandmother are wearing] 

  Apple Bloom : Granny said that the water needs...

  Diamond Tiara : Thank goodness you're here on the farm and not in town where everypony could see you.

  [hushed] 

  Diamond Tiara : Don't worry. Your secret is safe with me.

  [she zips off] 

  Apple Bloom : "Silly ways"?

• Diamond Tiara , Silver Spoon : [laughing at Apple Bloom] 

  Apple Bloom : Granny, please! Those ponies over there are watchin' me!

  Granny Smith : What? Are those fillies your friends? Hello, Half-pint's friends!

  Silver Spoon : [Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon wave at Apple Bloom mockingly]  Hiii, Granny Smith! Hi, Half-pint!

  Diamond Tiara , Silver Spoon : [laughing] 

  Granny Smith : What dolls. Why, when I was little, ponies didn't come that purdy.

  Apple Bloom : Are we done shopping, Granny? 'Cause I'd like to get back to the farm, fast.

• Filthy Rich : [speaking to Apple Bloom's class]  And, by capturing the whole sale market, purchasing in bulk and slashing all prices, we undermine every other gift market in town, and that's how Rich's Barnyard Bargains became the cornerstone of retail in Ponyville.

  [some of the students who were sleeping wake up; Diamond Tiara claps] 

  Cheerilee : Well, thank you, Mr. Filthy- I mean, Mr. Rich, what a wonderful day of sharing! And thank you for being a part of Family Appreciation Day! Now, uh, let's see who will be bringing in a family member for next Monday's Family Appreciation Day. Um... oh! Apple Bloom!

  Apple Bloom : But Miss Cheerilee. Monday is zap apple harvest day, and Applejack and Big Macintosh will be too busy to come and speak.

  Cheerilee : Well, is there anypony else in your family that could...

  Diamond Tiara : Miss Cheerilee. Apple Bloom's Granny Smith isn't working harvest. She could come.

  Apple Bloom : Oh! But, uh, no, that wouldn't...

  Cheerilee : That's a splendid idea, Diamond Tiara! Apple Bloom, you shall bring in Granny Smith on Monday.

  Cheerilee : [bell rings]  Have a great weekend, everypony!

  Apple Bloom : Granny Smith? Come Monday, I'll be the laughing stock of Ponyville!

• Granny Smith : Howdy, y'all! I'm as happy as a pig in a fresh mudpile to be here!

  Apple Bloom : Whuh- what are you doing here? Did you miss the train?

  Granny Smith : Er no, it came. And Uncle Apple Strudel was on it.

  Apple Strudel : [thoroughly tousling Apple Bloom's mane]  Ooooooh, noogie noogie noggie!

  [laughs madly] 

  Diamond Tiara : I can't wait to hear Granny Smith's presentation. If she can remember any of it.

  [she and Silver Spoon giggle under their breaths] 

  Granny Smith : Long ago, when I was a little pony, things were very different here in Ponyville, 'cause there was no Ponyville!

• Granny Smith : [after she finishes her story, most of Apple Bloom's classmates are clapping]  Oh, thank you kindly, little ponies. Oh, now now, let's settle down.

  Scootaloo : So if it weren't for you and the zap apples, Ponyville wouldn't even exist?

  Granny Smith : Darn tootin', little filly!

  Apple Bloom : [to Diamond Tiara]  If it weren't for my Granny Smith, your daddy wouldn't have Barnyard Bargains.

  [other classmates agree] 

  Diamond Tiara : But - But she's just a... kooky old lady!

  Apple Bloom : She is not a kooky old lady! She is the most amazing pony in all of Ponyville!

• Granny Smith , Foals : [hopping over watering cans with bunny suits and singing]  A, b, c, d, e f g...

  [continues] 

  Filthy Rich : [from offscreen, sternly]  Diamond Tiara!

  Diamond Tiara : [Diamond is pushed into view, wearing bunny ears with her father following; she sighs and whines]  But, Dad!

  [he continues to shove her towards the others to participate] 

  Applejack , Apple Bloom : [laughing]