- Patsy: [Waiting for private concert to begin] So, Mark, do you like Jeanne Duran?
- Mark Kermode: Yeah, I think I first fell in love with her bouche.
- Patsy: [Startled and nonplussed, misunderstanding the French] You've seen her bush?
- Mark Kermode: Of course.
- Patsy: I thought you were a happily-married man