- Harry Vanderspeigle: The human race would be much more productive if they made children work. Even a baby can be hired to lie on your papers so they not blow off your desk.
- Kate Hawthorne: We can't even get him to clean our own house.
- Harry Vanderspeigle: Probably because you don't pay him enough... because you're poor.
- Harry Vanderspeigle: And shepherd's pie, that is - it's not a pie. It should be called shepherd's meat vomit.
- Dan Twelvetrees: Next time Harry comes in, you want me to send him home without any supper?
- Asta Twelvetrees: No, he's, like, responsible for half your sales.