St. Vincent (2014)
Melissa McCarthy: Maggie
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Quotes
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Maggie : [about Oliver's book] God, that's depressing.
Oliver : No, it's not. The tree was meant to give, so to be able to give everything and have nothing left is the best life the tree could ever have.
Maggie : Well, your father must think I'm a tree.
Oliver : Why would he think that?
Maggie : Nothing. Nothing.
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Judge Reynolds : [at a custody hearing, the judge is asking questions about Oliver's activities with Vin that his mother was unaware of] Daka Paramova... are you aware of her occupation?
Maggie : [whispering, to her attorney] She, she works for Vince.
Maggie : [to Oliver] She works for Vince, right?
Oliver : [whispering to his mother] She's the lady of the night.
Maggie : [astonished, still whispering] What? Do you know what that means?
Oliver : [with total naïveté, trying to be helpful] She works at night?
Maggie : [later, leaving the courthouse, Mom is livid] I guess gambling in a race track is like a Math class, huh? You can learn how to bet?
Oliver : The odds.
Maggie : A bar, I guess that could fall under Current Events, right?
Oliver : [still with complete sincerity and naïveté] More like Social Studies?
Maggie : It's a strip club hooker that I can seem to get my head around.
Oliver : Commerce? Biology?
Maggie : Just stop talking.
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Maggie : [shows tree diagram to Vincent] Okay.
Vincent : Money.
Maggie : No, it's a... it's a T... it's a tree.
Vincent : You owe me money. Yeah, you broke my tree.
Maggie : Alright.
[flips to next diagram card]
Maggie : Yeah, I know I... Lets...
Vincent : Yeah, you broke my fence too.
Maggie : [looks at the card and gets surprised to see a fence] Okay, what are you... planning these?
[flips to next card facing herself and then shows to Vincent]
Maggie : Here, this should be familiar.
Vincent : Cactus.
Maggie : No, prick. Big prick.
[flips to next card]