My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (TV Series)
Hearts and Hooves Day (2012)
Peter New: Big Macintosh, Uptight pony
Quotes
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Cheerilee : [after drinking the potion the girls made] Big Mac?
Big Macintosh : [also affected] Yup?
Cheerilee : Will you be my very special somepony?
Big Macintosh : [smitten] Eeyup.
Sweetie Belle : YES!
Apple Bloom , Scootaloo , Sweetie Belle : [sing-song voice] He's her special somepony. She's his special somepony.
Cheerilee : He's my special somepony.
Big Macintosh : Eeeeeyup.
Apple Bloom , Scootaloo , Sweetie Belle : [cooing] Aww.
Cheerilee : [overly affectionate] He's my shmoopy-doopy sweedy-weedy pony pie.
Big Macintosh : You're my shmoopy-doopy sweedy-weedy pony pie.
Apple Bloom : Did *he* just say...
Cheerilee : You're my cutie-patootie lovie-dovie honey-bunny.
Big Macintosh : You're my heartie-smartie smirchy-wirchy baby-waby.
Apple Bloom : Big Mac! Hey! *Hello*! What's going on?
Sweetie Belle : Miss Cheerilee, are you alright?
Cheerilee : I have a special somepony. A kissy-wissy snuggy-wuggy sugar bear.
Sweetie Belle : I think we may have given them too big of a nudge.
Big Macintosh : You're my cuddly-wuddly boopsie-woopsie pumpkin pie.
Scootaloo : Ya think?
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Sweetie Belle - singing : Cheerilee is sweet and kind./She's the best teacher we could hope for!/The perfect stallion you and I must find./One to really make her heart soar! Buuut... /This one's too young/This one's too old./He clearly has a terrible cold!
Sick pony : Achoo!
Apple Bloom : This guy's too silly/He's way too uptight.
Uptight pony : I say!
Sweetie Belle - singing : Well nothing's wrong with this one,/He seems alright!
Scootaloo : His girlfriend sure thinks so.
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Apple Bloom : [singing] I don't think that we're mistaken./It seems all the good ones are taken.
Sweetie Belle - singing : I really feel that at this rate,/We'll never find the perfect date.
Apple Bloom , Scootaloo , Sweetie Belle - singing : Don't wanna quit and give up hope!
Scootaloo : [to Big Macintosh] Doing anything special for Hearts and Hooves Day?
Sweetie Belle - singing : Oh please, oh please, oh please say...
Big Macintosh : Nope.
Sweetie Belle - singing : [the girls gasp happily] We did it girls, we've found the one!/Who will send our teacher's heart aflutter!
Apple Bloom : [song instruments pause] Wait a minute, let me get this straight. Are you talkin' about my brother?
[song ends]
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Scootaloo : [hiding in a bush with Sweetie Belle and Apple Bloom] You really think this'll work?
Sweetie Belle : [they are a good distance away from Cheerilee and Big Mac] Of course it will work, they're perfect for each other.
Cheerilee : [to Big Mac, a gramophone is playing soft music] Beautiful day we're having.
Big Macintosh : Eeyup.
Cheerilee : Any big plans for tonight?
Big Macintosh : Nope.
Apple Bloom : [to her friends] Oh come on Miss Cheerilee, ask him to be your very special somepony.
Sweetie Belle : [gasp] Ohmigosh, look.
Cheerilee : Big Mac...
Big Macintosh : Eeyup?
Cheerilee : You have something stuck in your teeth.
[the record needle scratches]
Sweetie Belle : [pops out of the bush] AW COME ON!
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Cheerilee : [at Sugarcube Corner] You take the first sip, snuggle-wuggles.
Big Macintosh : No, you take it, schnoodle-bump.
Cheerilee : No, you, shnooky-lumps.
Big Macintosh : No, you, pookie-pie.
Mrs. Cake : I'm all for romance, but this has been going on for *hours*. What's happened to these two?
Sweetie Belle : [nervous chuckle] Who knows.
Mrs. Cake : Well, these love birds will probably be planning a wedding soon. I can always use the catering business.
Sweetie Belle : A wedding! That's it! Miss Cheerilee and Big Mac should get married!
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Sweetie Belle : Gosh, you two are so in love, the next thing you know, you'll be *getting married*.
Cheerilee , Big Macintosh : Married?
Sweetie Belle : That's right. Maaariiied.
Cheerilee , Big Macintosh : Married.
Scootaloo : [vomiting noise] Ugh.
Apple Bloom : 'Course, if you're gonna get married, you wanna pick out a really nice diamond for your
[belch]
Apple Bloom : ugh... shmoopy-doopy-uh-pookie-pie.
Big Macintosh : Diamond!
[he runs out through the door, breaking it]
Cheerilee : [distressed] Shmoopy!
[tries to follow him]
Scootaloo : Don't you think you should start looking for your wedding dress? You'll wanna look your best for your... honey-bunny snuggle-baby.
Cheerilee : Oh, dress!
[she breaks down the wall next to the door in her rush to get out]
Sweetie Belle : Now we just need to *keep* them apart.
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Apple Bloom : [one hour has passed and the spell on Cheerilee and Big Mac has been broken] Oh please be normal, please be normal.
Cheerilee : Am I wearing a wedding veil?
Big Macintosh : Eeyup.
Cheerilee : Are you sitting on a feather bed in a hole in the ground?
Big Macintosh : Eeyup.
Cheerilee : Girls! Can you explain why I look like I'm getting married at the bottom of a pit?
Sweetie Belle : We may have given you the teeny-tiniest bit of love potion... that may have turned out to *actually* be a love *poison*, and you may have gone just a *teeny*-tiniest bit nutty.
Apple Bloom : But we only did it because we thought you and Big Mac would be really happy if you could be each others very special someponies on Hearts and Hooves Day.
Scootaloo : Our hearts and hooves were in the right place.
Cheerilee : We appreciate that you care about us and want us to be happy but...
Apple Bloom : But no matter how good our intentions might have been, we shoulda never meddled in your relationship.
Scootaloo : No pony can force two ponies to be together.
Sweetie Belle : It's up to everypony to choose that very special somepony for themselves.
Apple Bloom , Scootaloo , Sweetie Belle : We're sorry.
Cheerilee : And you can think about how sorry you are while you're doing all of Big Mac's chores at Sweet Apple Acres. Does that seem like a fair punishment to you?
Big Macintosh : Eeyup.
