- Holly: Mothman?
- Joey: Not real.
- Holly: Chupacabra?
- Joey: That is real.
- Holly: You think Chupacabra is real?
- Joey: Yeah, I've seen one. I was out hunting and I shot at it but it escaped.
- Holly: Are you sure you didn't see a hairless raccoon?
- Joey: No, this thing was moving quickly.
- Holly: Raccoons can move pretty quickly.
- Joey: This thing had creepy, beady eyes.
- Holly: Raccoons have creepy, beady eyes.
- Joey: This thing had a snout, claws and was looking through trash.
- Holly: You're literally just describing a raccoon.
- Joey: You never heard of drop bears?
- Max: Drop bears?
- Joey: Fierce, killer marsupials. Hunt using the trees, those guys will rip your head clean off.
- Joey: [Max shakes his head and starts walking away] They are real!
- Max: You know what? I just think it's a little sad, that you come out here, and see all of this, and you're still perpetuating all these memes and stereotypes. Don't you think it's a little sad?
- Joey: Look it up, dude.
- Joey: They got all kinds of crazy-ass dangerous animals out here. They got birds, they got jellyfish. It's a rich tapestry out here. Of murder.
- Holly: You know, I think I know why people come out here.
- Joey: To get drunk?
- Holly: No!
- Joey: To get high?
- Holly: No! There's like, I don't know, like a peacefulness out here, like an alluring sense of peace and harmony of serenity within the chaos of the wilderness.
- Max: That's a lot of adjectives, baby.
- Joey: I think you'll missing the significance of what we could have here.
- Max: Dude, it was just a pawprint.
- Joey: You do realize this pawprint could be one of the biggest discoveries in cryptozoological history, right?
- Max: I hate to break it to you pal, but I think it's going to be the only discovery in cryptozoological history.
- Joey: Uh, hello? you'll gonna sleep on a little discovery called the coelacanth?
- Max: [totally confused] Yeah, yeah I am.