Resident Alien (TV Series)

The Alien Within (2022)

Elizabeth Bowen: Deputy Liv Baker

Quotes 

• Deputy Liv Baker : We should probably put this crime tape around the sheriff because he should be arrested for being too handsome, right?

  Detective Lena Torres : Well, I mean, he wouldn't serve much time. It's involuntary handsomeness.

• Sheriff Mike Thompson : We did all the hard work. Now the FBI's going to come in and just reach into our pants and rip off our bean bags.

  Deputy Liv Baker : Oh, not me. Not me. I don't... have a bean bag.

  Sheriff Mike Thompson : Well, not on the outside.

  Deputy Liv Baker : I don't really know what that means.

• Sheriff Mike Thompson : Hmm, if they do make a movie, I want to play myself, a handsome, rugged sheriff keeping the streets safe in a quaint, Colorado town. Until Bigfoot shows up to kill everybody. But I recognize his beautiful soul, and I teach him to speak English; he teaches me how to play guitar. *That's* a movie.

  Deputy Liv Baker : That sounds like a move that's about just you, and it has nothing to do with environmental justice.

  Sheriff Mike Thompson : It's got to do with America wanting to see me sing a duet with Bigfoot!