Community (TV Series)

Virtual Systems Analysis (2012)

Yvette Nicole Brown: Shirley Bennett

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• Annie Edison : [Inside Abed's simulation, where he is impersonating Shirley]  Shirley, get me the file on Abed.

  Shirley Bennett : Abed doesn't exist, young lady.

  Annie Edison : He exists if I say so. This is my hospital school.

  Shirley Bennett : Your hospital school, young lady, is a simulation being run through a filter of other people's needs. Abed's been filtered out because nobody needs him.

  Annie Edison : I need him.

  Shirley Bennett : Well, you're not simulated.

  Annie Edison : No, but this is!

  [Slap sound] 

  Annie Edison : And there's more where that didn't come from.

• Jeff Winger : We are so screwed. How are we gonna memorize all this?

  Shirley Bennett : Let's just go over it again. Kingdom, phylum, class...

  Pierce Hawthorne : [Adds the rest quickly and effortlessly]  Order, family, genus, species.

  [Everyone is shocked] 

  Pierce Hawthorne : I use a mnemonic device. "Kevin, please come over for gay sex."

  Annie Edison : Why wouldn't you use "Karen"?

  Pierce Hawthorne : It's gay sex, dummy.

  Shirley Bennett : So use "great".

  Pierce Hawthorne : Now I can't remember anything. Thanks!